Greetings, sports fans! Moore here, bringing you the unending enthusiasm for sports (and especially online sports betting and online casino USA playing) for which I’m known and loved far and wide.

What? You don’t know me? Well, (deep breath):

Back in the day (as the kids say), I was just your average ordinary ALL STAR QUARTERBACK for the NUMBER ONE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE STATE. You know, just a normal guy like anyone else; I got up hours before the sun, pushed my body to its physical limits and beyond for every available second each and every single day of the year — you know, normal teenage kid stuff.

Well, my story is like pretty much everyone else’s; in the biggest game of my senior year, attended by all of the scouts from the biggest football colleges in the country, playing against our bitter arch-rivals (the Monroe High Devil Marauder Wolves), I shattered both knees while being tackled low only seven yards from the end zone while going for the winning touchdown. You know, normal high school drama.

While I recovered, my fiancée canceled our engagement and confessed that she’d been having an affair with pretty much the whole rest of the team. My biology teacher was fired after a scandal where he was discovered to have been ‘inflating’ the grades of the football players in his class, and later blew his brains out with an antique starter’s pistol that he kept as a reminder of his faded glory days at the 1958 Winter Olympics as the first African-American Gold Medal Winner of the Septathelon. My grandmother, suffering from the final debilitating stages of Alzheimer’s, accidentally cooked and served for brunch the family’s beloved pet iguana, Sporky. And, of course, I was told that not only would I never play football again, but also due to the biology teacher’s misdeeds, I’d have to repeat my senior year of high school, along with several other members of the football team (many of which, as I’ve said, had been banging my girlfriend behind my back for some time).

You know, just your average teenage angst stuff. Luckily, I discovered online slots…but more about that later.